HEDONISM 2027
Wild in the Woods
A Gay/Bi Men’s Retreat of Wellness, Play & Woodland Freedom
The Experience
A secluded private valley, wrapped in woodland and alive with birdsong. No road noise. No public access. Just nature, tranquillity, and a clothing‑optional space where men can connect, unwind, explore, and play.
“Among leafy hills lies a secluded valley, a secret lowland plain encircled by woodland.”
Expect wellness sessions, fun activities, social spaces, and exclusive StableMaster experiences — all set within a breathtaking natural landscape.
Communal Spaces
Facilities
Our woodland retreat features a luxury heated Shower Block designed to keep you comfortable throughout the weekend.
Enjoy continuous hot water in modern, private shower cubicles. The block is fitted with underfloor heating, keeping the space warm, dry, and inviting.
The Shower Block also has indoor toilets and includes a fully accessible disabled toilet with additional space and facilities.
Accomodation
Whether you’re a seasoned camper, a comfort‑lover, or someone who travels with their home on wheels, we’ve got space for you.
Bring Your Own Tent - Pitch up on the main field, our huge grassy plain surrounded by woodland. It’s the classic Wild in the Woods experience — simple, natural, and wonderfully freeing.
Single Hire Tents - We have ten small single tents ready to rent if you’re travelling light. They’re “naked” tents, so bring your own airbed and sleeping bag to make it yours.
Glamping Bell Tents - Fully furnished bell tents are available for those who prefer a touch of luxury with their woodland escape. There are 3 levels of tent available, Basic, Essential and Luxury, which includes a proper bed and memory foam mattress.
Campervans and Motorhomes - If you’re rolling in with a campervan or motorhome, you’re welcome to park up in the main field and settle in. There are no electrical hook‑ups, so you’ll need to be self‑sufficient — but the views, space, and peace more than make up for it.
Food and Drink
Your weekend stay includes freshly prepared meals with dinner served each evening, vegetarian options are available. Continental breakfast every morning and all‑day refreshments — free tea, coffee, hot chocolate, and biscuits.
The entertainment zone comes alive with a licensed bar serving a range of beers, wines and spirits.
Bring your own booze if you like, but that’s strictly for tent‑side only — drinks consumed elsewhere must come from the bar.
Wellness and Pampering
Our wellness zone has everything from on‑site waxing (for those who like to travel aerodynamic), massages (to fix whatever the camp mattress did to your spine), beard trims (so you can look rugged on purpose), sound baths (vibes included), and yoga to stretch out all the bits you forgot existed.
It’s your chance to leave the woods looking fresher & feeling great.
Play Spaces
For those who enjoy a little adventure, we’ve got you covered. By day, the activity marquee behaves itself… but once the sun goes down, it gets ideas.
Wander a bit further and you’ll discover our fully discreet woodland cruising area, complete with slings, hay bales, and enough atmosphere to make you wonder if the trees are judging you (they are, but lovingly).
It’s wild, it’s tucked away, and it’s all part of the fun.
Ready to dive in?
Wild in the Woods is your chance to escape the noise, breathe fresh air, meet great guys, and enjoy a weekend packed with wellness, laughter, adventure and a little woodland mischief. If you’re craving freedom, fun, and a retreat that feels like stepping into another world… this is it.
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Payment plans available.
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